we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
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