I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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