No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
i came on her dog
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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