Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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