Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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