after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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