imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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