That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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