Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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