Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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