When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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