Barsexuality is the new black.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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