I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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