i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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