: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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