It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize