Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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