Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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