Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
My bed smells like the plague
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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