you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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