Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
You work out of a Hotel?
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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