Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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