I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
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