i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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