i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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