do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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