So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
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