is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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