I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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