She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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