Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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