i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
false alarm, still single
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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