my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
You ruined the universe
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