I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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