im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Randomize