oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
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