yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Randomize
