pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I'm getting married
To pizza
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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