theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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