Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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