I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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