why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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