You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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