There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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