Non-Jews are for practice
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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