shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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