In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Randomize
