some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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