Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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