so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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