What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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