My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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