No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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