Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
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