I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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