Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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